What was the Tamagotchi? No one knows for sure. Legend has it these tiny pods could summon evil spirits when you held your breath and spun around 3 times. Ok, I just totally made that up.
Them: “Hey, go play with this barrel of monkeys.”
Us: “Ok.”
You could hear these things from a mile away. The cool kids at school made a habit of throwing this missile-like football at my a** during recess. But I’m sure you probably have fonder memories of this best-selling 90s toy.
There was no better way to get your mind off your parents screaming at each other about the phone bill than playing Game Boy for a few hours. Good times.
Screw these things! We got our 1st taste of anxiety by slipping these onto our fingers after trading 50 arcade tickets for one.
Much like the sound of my little brother screaming, this could keep me entertained for hours back in the day.
“Wait ‘til you grow up, you won’t think farts are funny.” WRONG! Farts are undeniably hilarious. What’s not so funny? Having your teacher paddle you for placing this on their chair after 5th period. Ouch.
For some reason, EVERY school had this game. It had a million pieces and was always covered in snot, but my goodness was it fun!
If you ever banged one of these bad boys against your ankle, you know what true pain feels like. There was no better feeling than riding this down to the corner store to buy a Blow Pop for 25 cents.
Yup, that’s a penis.
Apparently some of these are worth hundreds of dollars now. Which is depressing considering that’s worth more than my car.
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Before we begin, may I just say that kid has a VERY punchable face. Is that bad to say? Anyway, there was nothing better during a hot 90s summer than a Super Soaker battle.
I had a soft spot for Luigi as I could easily relate to tall Italian plumbers.
Is… is that Hulk Hogan?! This is real chicken or the egg situation. Stretch’s arms could be extended as much as 5 feet. My shoulder popped out of place just thinking about that.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo a best-selling 90s toy? Probably because iPhones hadn’t been invented yet.
You did NOT want to round a street corner and see a couple of 8th graders with spiked hair doing Walk the Dog back in ‘97. That was a sure fire way to get a wedgie.
What were they for? What were they made of? NO ONE KNOWS! And dammit, we didn’t care!
Apparently this best-selling 90s girls toy caused 100+ injuries and was discontinued in 2000. But it deserves another chance!
Pogs were popular toys in the 90s as they were small discs that were easy to carry. I could say more, but I just don’t want to.
These days when I hear “GI”, I think Gastrointestinal. Which is very concerning. But back in the 90s, it was a cool army-themed action figure that kicked a** and took names.
I could dunk a basketball wearing these. And by that I mean I could finally touch the very bottom of the net. This best-selling 90s kids toy wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. Or maybe my genetics are just terrible.
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This is one of those 90s games where nobody playing was actually having fun, but boy, did you act like you were!
Did I have one of these Troll Dolls growing up? Yes. Will these haunt my dreams later tonight? Absolutely.
You were either VERY good at Skip It or VERY bad. Lucky for me, I never got to try because Trina Weeber wouldn’t share. People don’t forget, Trina.
Way cheaper than an actual pony and 1/5 as fun!
Does your person have crippling anxiety and look an awful lot like future me? YES!
This popular 90s toy taught us one valuable lesson: Eat as much as you can as often as you can.
Back in the 90s, my mom rented a Nintendo 64 from Blockbuster for $19.99 for 4 days. Times were good!
What a name. Betty Spaghetty was (and still is) my hero. Now, who’s in the mood for Italian for dinner?
I can literally feel these. Come back, childhood! I miss you!
I used to crash Air Hogs into my neighbor’s 2nd floor guest room. Sure, my parents were sued multiple times. But it was worth it!
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The look on that mom’s face says: “Help, these are NOT my kids and I’m being held against my will.”
Why did every school have one of these? How much did it cost? Where are they now? Ah, the mysteries of life.
Sorta like LEGOs, but about 50% as cool. Needless to say, I played with this popular 90s toy A LOT.
“Lava Lamps aren’t toys, moron!” Oh yeah? Tell that to 10-year-old me who stared at these things for hours. The ultimate staple of every 90s bedroom.
Did you even have a childhood if you didn’t fly Hot Wheels off your mom’s favorite furniture? Thankfully, this best-selling 90s toy is still going strong today.
Did the Slip’n Slide kill Dad’s grass? Sure. But it’s what took summertime from good to great. Thanks, Dad.
YES! Everyone I know had one of these.
“Hop in, loser, we’re going down to Blockbuster and renting a VHS.”
At times growing up, this was the only thing we felt comfortable talking to. It knew that you had a crush on Jesse. (And let’s be honest, so did everyone else.)
What a horrible mess this best-selling 90s toy made. I think I just found some in my hair and I haven’t used it in 20+ years!
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This popular 90s toy taught me one very important lesson: I’m not good at following directions.
Why did every 90s boy have this truck? BECAUSE IT’S AWESOME!
Eat your peas… or else! Baby All Gone was designed to show 90s kids what it was like to have a baby. Which, as all new parents know, is very, very hard!
As a kid, there was no need to actually taste a piece of chalk. All you had to do was crack open a PEZ dispenser and pop that horrible, horrible candy in your mouth.
On careful inspection of this packaging, I’m not sure I’d want “Man Size Wads” in my mouth again.
It seemed like this 90s toy was required in every doctor’s office. Nothing like getting a bunch of sick kids together to play with the same toy!
This popular 90s toy was kind of ruined for me when my creepy uncle slipped in a slide of him on vacation in Bora Bora.
Steph Curry learned how to shoot playing this game. Just kidding. (Kinda.)
Full disclosure: I didn’t own this 90s toy. With that being said, it looks like you feed Sam dog bones through his butt and they come out his mouth. Which sounds pretty freakin’ awesome if you ask me.
Real life GatorGolf is no joke. Just ask Chubbs from Happy Gilmore.
Where’s the David Beckham doll?!
Nothing has ever come close to the Slinky. So useless. So pointless. So fantastic.
This game taught me the importance of color coordinating your jewelry. And that Betsy will stab me in the back whenever she gets the chance.
This 90s game was kind of like a word search… horribly boring and not fun at all.
Forget the iPhone, this was the most advanced piece of technology ever created.
Sure, this play set cost our parents a small fortune, but we didn’t care! This was one of the most expensive 90s toys, but boy was it worth it.
Some kids begged and begged their parents for a real life puppy only to be given Tekno Dog. No wonder we’re all addicted to technology now!
Power Rangers was one of the most popular TV shows of the mid-90s. My favorite was blue, although I could be talked into yellow. (But NOT red.)
Darn it, Mr. Bucket, stop spitting out my balls!
I’m surprised these haven’t made a comeback with all the talk about UFOs now. There was no better street cred than pulling one of these out of your pocket on the playground.
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Imagine unwrapping this on Christmas morning! If I were 4.5 inches tall, I’d live here in a heartbeat.
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy fam-il-yyyyy.” Sure, it’s creepy, but it was the 90s, baby!
Pshhhhhh, you think your Tesla is cool? Imagine blasting NSYNC from this during your 10th birthday party.
Pretty sure they don’t sell toys labeled “Assault Cannon” anymore. Sure, it sent thousands of kids to the hospital, but it was a whole lot of fun.
You didn’t have to ask Wolverine twice to curb stomp your a**. This best-selling 90s toy is still popular today.
Ole’ Thomas taught us a very important lesson: never give up! Also, being a train is sad, lonesome work.
Zoe was cute and beautiful in her own way… and by that I mean she had a face only a mother could love.
I feel like everyone has an uncle who looks exactly like this thing.
Pokemon Cards were hands down one of the best-selling 90s toys. Some people called kids who played with them nerds. Well, who’s laughing now after selling their Pikachu card for 4 million bucks?! (Not me, because my mom threw it away in 2006.)
These horrifying little demons would look directly into your soul. “I’m watching you,” they’d whisper, “always watching…”
There’s probably a better one out there, but we’re def the next best one.
Any employee who suggested spelling ball with 2 L’s was promptly fired. This thing shattered more ankles than an Allen Iverson crossover.
Those kids are either having a lot of fun on this best-selling 90s toy, or screaming for their lives.
Darn you, Monstars! Darn youuuuuuuuu!
The sport of the future!!! (Not really.)
Only in the 90s could a board game featuring racing worms take off. P.S. Someone should check to see if Blue Worm is ok.
Imagine modern TikTok influencers using one of these? So hip! So edgy! *gags self*
Gak was horribly messy and a whole lot of fun. It was one of those 90s kids toys that parents INSTANTLY regretted buying for their kids.
This game was hard as sh*t! I may or may not have given up and Hulk Smashed it into a million pieces.
Spud Gun Inventor: “Hey, I figured out how to turn a potato into a weapon…”
90s Kids: “TAKE MY MONEY!”
This best-selling 90s game had you call different admirers to see who had a crush on you. Maybe I can blame this for why I’m still single.
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You did NOT wanna mess with a kid on this thing. You’d be a prime target for a swirly or purple nurple.
My parents definitely still have this best-selling 90s game in their attic. Nobody has played it in 25 years, but they sure as heck aren’t gonna throw it away.
Hey, Magic 8 Ball, will I die alone?
”Signs point to yes.”
:(
This charming log cabin is listed at $425,000, but I recommend coming in at $450,000 as there are already other all-cash offers.
4 hours of family “fun” that ended in everyone not speaking to each other.
Silly Putty was NOT designed to be ingested. Trust me, I learned that one the hard way.
Your mission? Be the 1st player to arrive at King Kandy’s Castle. (The challenge was doing so without making your little sister cry.)
“Alright, now take your right foot and shove it up Bob’s a**!”
Not sure if I should be worried or relieved that a generation of actual surgeons grew up playing this popular 90s game…
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Who knew candle sticks could be used for such violence?!
Not to be confused with Jumbling Tower, which was exactly the same but slightly worse for some reason.
“Uno!” is what I yell at my local Mexican restaurant when they ask how many more margaritas before I’m too drunk to speak.
While the popular kids in school were playing spin the bottle and drinking Twisted Teas behind the bleachers, I was playing Bop It with Randall. Miss you, Randall!
Cabbage Patch Dolls were some of the best-selling toys in the 1990s. They had just the right mix of creepiness and cuteness to fly off shelves.
Who knew a 60-watt lightbulb could bake a wedding cake. Actually, it can’t. My spouse and I learned that lesson the hard way. But this popular 90s kids toy still has a special place in our hearts.
So simple, yet endlessly addictive. This best-selling 90s toy kept me entertained for hours while my parents argued about which boarding school to send me to.
Why was Furby such a popular kids toy in the 90s despite being absolutely horrifying? I have no idea. In Furbish, “Oo-nye boe doo?” meant “How are you?” Well, I’m on the wrong side of 30 with a bad back, thanks for asking, Furby.
If loving Beanie Babies was just a fad, then consider me uncool. These bean-stuffed infants were HOT HOT HOT back in the day!
It had to be her! The best-selling kids toy from the 90s is none other than Barbie. Far from perfect, she was good enough for millions of us. If you’ve found your Ken, congrats! If you haven’t… never stop looking!
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